need another drink. this is the easiest way
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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