Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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