its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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