Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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