drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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