I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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