brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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