i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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