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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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