watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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