girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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