i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You can make out without kissing
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