You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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