paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The air taste purple.
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