it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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