no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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