Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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