she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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