do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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