doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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