Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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