My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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