He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
she smelled like a LAN party
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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