Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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