worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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