I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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