Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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