it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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