i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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