It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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