Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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