Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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