I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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