Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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