Banned from zoo.
Again?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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