Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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