***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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