If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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