that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize