I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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