I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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