Do you still have your period?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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