have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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