They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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