Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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