Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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