so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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