fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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