Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
not ubering you a puppy
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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