I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
how does that bad decision feel?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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