Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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