Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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