This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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