make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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