ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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